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Pet Peeve

27 Sep

Facebook has a chat feature.  There’s also google talk, aim, yahoo messaging, and hell there’s TEXT messaging on your phone, you know there is.

So why do some people sit at the same exact place and talk on each other’s facebook walls/statuses?  I mean, not just a comment or two but like ALL-NIGHT-LONG CONVERSATIONS with each other.

Well, it’s obvious why they do it.  They’re doing it to show you what an awesome time they’re having.  “Isn’t this fun?” “Oh yeah it’s fun it’s like the most fun evar omg!” “I know right I’m so drunk!” “I know I’m drunk too, these drinks are the best!” “No you’re the best, [insert inside joke]” and on and on it goes.

Here’s a message to the ones of you who do this:

IF YOU WERE HAVING ANY FUN AT ALL, YOU WOULDN’T BE ON FACEBOOK CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT IT!

Whew.  Got that out of my system.

Is there something/someone on facebook that annoys you like this?

Dear Spongebob

21 Sep

Letter #1

Dear Spongebob,

I am writing you today to apologize.  I never appreciated you, Mr. Squarepants, and for that I am sincerely sorry.  When I first discovered you, my daughter was too young to watch television and your voice grated on my nerves like Toby Keith live and at full volume.  I just couldn’t take the squeakiness of it, the embedded whine even within the incessant cheerfulness.

I never let my daughter watch your show.  She didn’t watch a great deal of television at all, but I deliberately never turned on your show, and when she would inquire about your merchandise I taught her it was “tacky”.

Over the years, however, I have been forced to watch Dora the Explorer, Bob the Builder, Franklin, and Caillou.  Compared to them your voice is melodic and beautiful and your crass humor a breath of fresh air in a world of cutesy wootsy cartoony crap.

So I’m sorry Spongebob, and please know that you are now welcome in my home at any time, as I hope I would be in your pineapple.

Sincerely,

Raisin Girl

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